A day in the life of... Blogger
Oh hello there! Nice to see you back here my darling. So good of you to care for me and visit me everyday! Please, please! Take a seat!
*Shows you to a sofa*
Would you like some tea? It's Fairtrade, best of the best, can't stand them disgusting supermarket branded ones. Eugh! I mean why drink the horrid cheap ones when you can taste the best quality during your short lifespan? Well I certainly cannot!
*Sips tea*
Mmmmm~ That's what I call good tea!
*places teacup back on saucer and chips a nail*
Oh my god! My nail! My precious nail! I had them done yesterday! This is so bad! I'll need to go back to my manicurist again! I wonder if she's fully booked though? It was so hard to get a place yesterday!
*starts dialling away on the latest mobile phone*
Hello yes? This Aamerican Nails.com? I want to book an appointment for Angel again, could she come round now? Yes Yes I know I was there yesterday and have booked her for every month till the next year, yes yes. Look, this is an emergency! I chipped my precious nail and I can't go to Google's ball tonight with a chipped nail! It damages my image! If you don't get Angel round here this instant I will surely report your attitude and sue you for giving me a bad quality nail manicure. Thank You, I shall see her in 5 then. Tell her to hurry because my spa treatment is soon!
*hangs up*
Oh I am so sorry, but the Google ball is like the most fantastic ball of the entire year! All the big companies are going to be there and I can't go like a tramp can I? Oh no no! Anyway, how can I help you my darling?
*you show him your blog and ask if he could post it up*
Actually my servers are having an upgrade yeah. *Does gay hand gesture* I also need to fit in my manicurist in my tight schedule too! So you're just gonna have to wait my darlings. Hoo hoo I'm sorry but my spa treatment is more important and your pesky little blogs. I know the truth hurts but that's life! Haha!
*Sticks up a sign saying:*
"Blogger is currently unavailable
Blogger is currently unavailable. We apologise for this interruption in service."
*Shows you to a sofa*
Would you like some tea? It's Fairtrade, best of the best, can't stand them disgusting supermarket branded ones. Eugh! I mean why drink the horrid cheap ones when you can taste the best quality during your short lifespan? Well I certainly cannot!
*Sips tea*
Mmmmm~ That's what I call good tea!
*places teacup back on saucer and chips a nail*
Oh my god! My nail! My precious nail! I had them done yesterday! This is so bad! I'll need to go back to my manicurist again! I wonder if she's fully booked though? It was so hard to get a place yesterday!
*starts dialling away on the latest mobile phone*
Hello yes? This Aamerican Nails.com? I want to book an appointment for Angel again, could she come round now? Yes Yes I know I was there yesterday and have booked her for every month till the next year, yes yes. Look, this is an emergency! I chipped my precious nail and I can't go to Google's ball tonight with a chipped nail! It damages my image! If you don't get Angel round here this instant I will surely report your attitude and sue you for giving me a bad quality nail manicure. Thank You, I shall see her in 5 then. Tell her to hurry because my spa treatment is soon!
*hangs up*
Oh I am so sorry, but the Google ball is like the most fantastic ball of the entire year! All the big companies are going to be there and I can't go like a tramp can I? Oh no no! Anyway, how can I help you my darling?
*you show him your blog and ask if he could post it up*
Actually my servers are having an upgrade yeah. *Does gay hand gesture* I also need to fit in my manicurist in my tight schedule too! So you're just gonna have to wait my darlings. Hoo hoo I'm sorry but my spa treatment is more important and your pesky little blogs. I know the truth hurts but that's life! Haha!
*Sticks up a sign saying:*
"Blogger is currently unavailable
Blogger is currently unavailable. We apologise for this interruption in service."
