A day in the life of... the TV Remote
Dear Readers,
Before you start reading this entry, I would like to explain a few meanings of symbols used withing this entry.
* : Phrases written between asterisks represent the sounds, movement and action of the remote control.
- : Phrases and Sentences written between this notation shows the interaction of the television with the remote.
Lastly, all the rest of the text is the opinion and thoughts of the remote control.
Thank you. Enjoy the entry!
* : Phrases written between asterisks represent the sounds, movement and action of the remote control.
- : Phrases and Sentences written between this notation shows the interaction of the television with the remote.
Lastly, all the rest of the text is the opinion and thoughts of the remote control.
Thank you. Enjoy the entry!
~Phoenix
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*Poof!* -Static from the television comes on-
Morning Bruv! Fo' shizzle my nizzle man! What's up my homie?
Woha mamma! Mm-mmm! She's delicious yeah! I'd like to have her for tonight yeah. Natasha Kaplinsky is so sexy!
*Beep!*
-Channel gets changed-
...
Hey! What the?! Oh my god stop feeling my buttons man! You gay or something? Ewww~
*Is chucked to the side*
OW! @$%£&* you man! Need you be so aggressive?! Just because I was reluctant to change channel to your stupid auction shows, or your kiddy program doesn't mean you have to chuck me away yeah?! Bo!
Oooo look here comes darling! Darling change the channel back to 1 yeah?
*is picked up and channel 1 is pressed*
-zaps channel straight away-
Woot! I love you baby! Boy do I love you! *drools at the sight of Natasha*
-channel 2 is put on TV-
HEY MAN! YOU GOT A PROBLEM HUH?! DO YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?! YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS OUTSIDE YEAH?!
*messes with buttons and manages to get channel 1 back on*
-Television switches between channels from time to time, whilst children argue-
Jeeze would you just- Look it's- FOR CHRISTS SAKES!
*implodes and starts smoking* ...